TOP 10 WITTY COMEBACKS

Imagine this: You’re in an argument with some real jerk, but you’ve run out of good comebacks! Luckily for you, I chose my top 10 witty comebacks to help ya out in no particular order. 

1. Wow! You look like Barbie except you’re way more faker and empty-headed than Barbie. 

2. What’s wrong? Is Google running out of comebacks for you?

3. I see that you’re sniffing all the crap that you’re talking.

4. Oh please, you think you’re pretty? I can erase 99% of your so-called beauty with one wet napkin.

5. I’m glad I’m not on your level seeing as you’re on your knees constantly.

6. I see you’ve lowered your standards since you spread your legs faster than spreading jam on a piece of toast.

7. If I really wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump down to your I.Q.

8. What’s with that look on your face? It appears as if though you have something in your eye. 

9. If I were you I’d stop looking at myself on the mirror because I would break it then. 

10. Your dad’s condom failed just like your test grade. 

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